Monday, September 29, 2008

SEEKING WOMAN WITH LARGE LACTATING BREASTS

Seeking a woman with large lactating breasts for a very brief shoot for a graduate student short film project. The shot will not include your face and will be used briefly during one of the montage sequences in the film described below.

The shoot is this Saturday, October 4th.

This is a short student film (5 minutes) shot on the HD Sony XDCAM EX1. It is an experimental film with an abstracted storyline about maternal betrayal. There is no synch sound in this film, but will include exaggerated sound effects and possible foley. Acting will be primarily of a physical movement nature so actors with stage movement skills and experience are ideal.

The storyline, albeit an abstracted one, is about a reclusive woman/hag/witch character who lives, haunted by her fears and ghosts from the past, with a son/jester character. She controls him fiercely and exploits his naive trust as entertainment and escape from her demons. Ultimately, he discovers a secret that she tries to take from him, resulting in her own demise and his escape.

I can offer copy and credit. Please email me if interested so we can discuss the project further. Thank you!

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Dear Student Filmmakers,

Awww... you are so naive. Don't you think a new mother with large lactating breasts has enough to do raising a newborn baby? Do you actually think you will find a woman to do this without pay for your sad silly student film? My gosh, what has this world come to? I love the phrase "experimental film." This leaves a lot of room for imagination. Just think of what you can do with this faceless drippy boobed lady! That must be very exciting for your silly little pea brains! The really sad thing is, since this is Los Angeles there is probably some pathetic loser girl who is still desperate to "make it" as an actress and will probably volunteer for this meaningless piece of shit film even though it will not advance her career in the least. Ah... I can just picture her email submission now with an attached picture of her big huge leaky tits. Don't you love Hollywood? In the meantime, you boys should be ashamed of yourselves! You disgusting little pervs. And I do mean "little."