Whats up! hey check this out, Im planning on hitting up Vegas and I want someone to split a room with and hit up strip clubs and night clubs and bang some bomb ass pussy any one down to come with me (Guys or Girls couples whatever)? I will drive and we spilt every thing 50/50 trust me it will be fucking super FUN! me, Im 26 Latino 5'11 165 in great shape I dress good in ed hardy and Im cool as fuck so please be in the same area as I am so that way when we hit up the night clubs we can hit up on al the finest sluts, I am also making fake business cards with a pre-paid cell number such as we are business owners or pron producers some bull shit to get the sluts, I did this before with a buddie(hes married now) we had a blast we fucked 2 hot drunk chicks and shared them, Im down! Are YOU! hit me dudes lets fucken do THIS!!!!! Picture for picture!
Oh man! I am down for some bomb ass Vegas pussy right after I slap you upside the head with a baseball bat and burn your Ed Hardy clothes. You have officially surpassed Tiger Woods and that ugly ex-governor dude with the bad hair on the Disgusting Pig of a Man List. We all know that an Ed Hardy-wearing fake-business-card-toting dude with no friends EQUALS low life slime bag sociopath with a micro-cock. Also anyone who says they are "cool as fuck" is obviously an annoying loser. Have fun in Vegas by yourself picking up some equally disgusting ho bags wearing designer crabs while you secretly dream about Fabio riding you like a cowboy and stroking your teeny weeny THEN smoke some more crack and lay yourself on the nearest train track.
(Thanks to Amy for finding this gem of an ad!)
