Wednesday, September 23, 2009

SHADY AD FOR MODELS

Models

Submit bio, a photography, your availability in general terms but accurate terms, and your level of responsibility when it comes to modeling.



Dear Tool Who Posted This Ad,

I am an aspiring model and your ad intrigued me. I don't currently have "a photography" at this time but am open to having a photography taken and am very free-spirited (wink, wink). I am generally available seven days a week/24 hours per day but accurately only on Tuesdays at 7pm. As for my level of responsibility: I don't model and drive, I catwalk unto others as I would have them catwalk unto me, and I do not do porn videos for free (but for a discounted rate). I am sooo excited at the prospect of being hired for this very clear and concise modeling job opportunity and my goal is to receive world-wide exposure from working for you! Thanks again Craigslist for making all my dreams a reality!



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